RT @rainnwilson Are actresses on awards shows required to be spray tanned like glittery ochre deck furniture?

Sorry people--I'm stupid tonight. I'm going away for a while and when I come back maybe my brain will be working again.

You know what makes you look really dumb? When you duplicate what you already said--like I just did--twice! I'm mentally tired.

Not only no...

For the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: 'If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?' And whenever the answer has been 'No' for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something." - Steve Jobs

The answer is "not only no, but fuck no!" And yet I'm still doing it.
How the hell can I get out of it? I need the salary. I can't just quit.

http://ping.fm/0VZQH Name 'em and shame 'em. Bastard!

"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?"~The Gipper

http://ping.fm/5gAWU Info about Nanocyborg Uberholocaust. Pretty interesting!